What RurouniToaster has done in 2008

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Why I want to meet Stevie Nicks

Beautiful voice.

Why I want to meet Siouxsie Sioux

Her eyes are mesmerizing.

Why I want to meet Johnny Depp

I want to have sex with him.

Why I want to meet Angelina Jolie

I want to have sex with her.

A story about Michael the Archangel

I love the movie Michael and everything I used to hear about him was great. I would love to ask him more questions than God.

Why I admire John Lennon

Imagine there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today…

Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace…

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world…

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will live as one

Why I want to meet Paul McCartney

A true genius.

The real reason I want to meet Poppy Z. Brite

Why are her stories so damn fucked up? I have one book by Poppy, Wormwood, with several stories in it.. and each one of the stories are fucked up. I love it.

Why I want to meet Jimmy Urine

Because this man is a fucking GENIUS. He’s so god damn sexy.

A story about Stephen King

I have about 25 books by this man. I think it would be interesting to ask him why his hometown is where most stories take place.


The world wants to meet…

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